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1. Message from the
Queen of the Northern and Southern Hemispheres (feat Zai’s
mom) |
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9. Susu
Soya (PETA Mix) |
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3. I Wanna
Be a Greenie (feat Bono Sox) |
10.
Michelin Man |
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4. Lim
Guan Eng |
11.
Perkakasa
(Jom Lepak kat IKANO mix) |
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13.
Lovers
Lie In the Shade of Eyjafjallajökull While I Pick Through
My Unrealized Aspirations Lying of the Cusp of The New Paradigm That is An
Absence of Platonic Love (screw Mogwai, this is
real mix) |
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SING ALONG!!!
I want to be a DJ on BFM
Chorus:
G C D
I want to be a DJ on BFM
I want to be a DJ on BFM
I want to be a DJ on BFM
G
That would be Grand!
Verse:
C
Everything sounds clever, when you speaking in British
G
News is more believable, presented in British
C
Music sounds better, when the DJ speaks British
D
God Save the Queen oi oi! pass
the fish and chips!
Chorus
Ordering food is sexier, when you speak in British
Chicken tikka masalla, all the dishes British
Soccer is called Football when you're speaking in
British
God Save the Queen!
Chorus
Children sound more evil when they're speaking in
British
Brown people look whiter when they're speaking in
British
Our Asian eyes get rounder when we're speaking in
British
God Save the Queen!
Solo over chorus progression
Bridge:
A
C
Can you understand what I'm saying?
Some British mumbling
A
C
This is radio so there's no
subtitles!
C D
Some British mumbling
Lim Guan Eng
A G C G A
Lim Guan Eng , Emperor of Penang 2x
A
He control all the Cina
G
He control all the macha
C
He control all the electronics
G
He control the economics
He control the nasi
kandar
Worship him, he is emperor
In his palace, with concubines
Eunuchs high on turpentine
Lim Guan Eng!
Emperor of Penang 2x
Now Penang is world heritage site!
The turtles can lay their eggs there!
And Lim Guan Eng will harvest the
eggs
And subject them to gamma radiation
And make his mutant ninja turtle
army! To take over Gerakan!!!
Gerakan! Gerakan! Where are you Gerakan! 2x
Now all you have lost your relevance
and all you can do is eat your chicken rice.
Susu Soya
E
Susu soya untuk kita
A
Susu haiwan
untuk gwailo
D A
Marilah minum
susu soya
Dulu gwailo
jajah kita
Paksa minum
susu haiwan
Dutch lady, Nespray, Mama lactogen
Susu mereka
kawal kita
Tanam getah,
korek bijih
Macam haiwan
peliharaan
Susu haiwan
senang basi
Nanti jadi
warna hijau
Susu soya, tahan seribu tahun
(macam twinkies)
Susu soya dari pokok
Susu haiwan
dari tetek
Haiwan yang sedih dan dikurung
Pokok soya, bebas hidup
Tanah hitam, tanah gambut
Tidak ditindas
atau disebat
Susu soya, susu Asia
Susu haiwan,
susu neraka
Susu soya, satu Malaysia! ...to fade
Chorus
A E
Maaaaari lah
Minuuummmm susu soya
Diperbuat oleh
tumbuhan
Melalui tindakbalas
fotosintesis
FOTOSINTESIS! (Kimia best!)
Justin Beiber is a Hamster
E
Run Justin Run!
C
B
The lumberjacks are
after you
Run my little hamster
The cage monsters are
here to eat you
You're squashed by
bouncy balls
I hear you scream you
little rodent
Run towards your cage
A tasty meal of
hamster pellets
Run Justin Run!
Run like hell you
little hamster!
You look over the
edge
And Liberace's coming
at ya!
Chorus
D G A
Are you cold in Canada
The great white north
that is Canada?
From Vancouver to
Nova Scotia
From Calgary to
Regina
The funny French talk
Quebecouis
All the Newfies trying to change a light bulb
Its so cold in Canada
Its so cold in Canada
Everybody calls him
Canada
Everybody calls him
Canada
Fade out
Everybody Wants to Be Daryl Goh
Lyrics
Chorus
B
A F#
Every body wants to be Daryl Goh
Verse
B
Like Hang Tuah and Hang Li
Po
A
From Melaka, comes Daryl Goh
Parameswara, lived long ago
That is not so, with Daryl Goh (HE LIVES IN THE
PRESENT)
***
Is he Chinese? Or Serani?
One thing we know, he likes babi
He likes football, maybe rugby
Tengok bola, sampai pagi
***
He was a geek, now super star
DJ, with Bunga
Spinning tunes, from the 80's
The nonyas throw their
panties (Daryl Goh, have our babies!!!)
***
Shahruk Khan, Melaka dato
Daryl Goh makan cencaluk
They do not know, about Daryl Goh
Loved by all, even homos.
Daryl Goh, number 1
Daryl Goh, have my son
Daryl Goh, we will follow
From Perlis, down to Johor
****
Chorus and fade out
God help me, I want to be Daryl Goh
My children want to be Daryl Goh
Your mama wants to be Daryl Goh
The punk rock scene wants to be Daryl Goh
The goth
kids want to be Daryl Goh
Jim Jarmusch wants to be
Daryl Goh
Leonard Cohen wants to be Daryl Goh
Bob Dylan wants to be Darul
Goh
Michelin Man
Michelin Man,
Michelin Man, where are you now Michelin Man
I'm singing in a
band, said Michelin Man, dancing with Jamie Foxx in Japan
I'm all woman, I'm
all woman, I'm all woman said Michelin Man
See my breasts, my
mighty breasts, they can shade a dozen children
Bob De Niro, Bob De Niro, Bob De Niro met Michelin man
Bob got scared, so
damn scared, he was so scared, he peed his pants
Don't want yo husband, don't want yo
husband, don't want yo husband, Bob he sweared
Let me go, safe and
sound, back to my family, O' Michelin Man
Bob come here, Bob
come here, Bob come here, screamed Michelin Man
We gots everything your heart desires, desire me, cried
Michelin Man
My man's away, my
man's away, screwin some 'ho on a submarine
That submarine, can't
fucking sink, its a floating
submarine (French submarines float!).
Chorus
I don't know you
I see you, every
where
Even if you're behind
mount Everest
I can see that crown
of flaming hair!
Please don't kill me,
please don't kill me, please don't kill me Michelin
Man
Finland People
D C G
Finland
people, cannot make mobile phone
Japanese
people make superior phones
Finland
people, their eyes are very big
Cannot see,
small circuitry
Japanese
people, their eyes are very small
Can see
small components, more easily
Finland
people very tall
Cannot get
close to the circuit board
Japanese
people, very short
Easier to
reach circuit board
Finland
people, only catch fish (and reindeer)
Japanese
people, catch mighty whale (for research)
One whale
can feed entire village
One fish can
only feed, one large Caucasian
Finland got
hairy Vikings
Japan got
samurai
Finland
Vikings rape and pillage
Japanese
samurai, just watch hentai
Lagu Pertubuhan Perkakasa
E G
Jangan cabar mangkuk kami!
Jangan cabar kerusi kami!
Jangan kelirukan sudu kami!
Jangan pemainkan pembuka botol kami!
A D
Kamu mahu jajah perabut
kami?
Mahu lemahkan perkakas kami?
Mahu menjahilkan peralatan kami?
Mahu memusnahkan sudip kami?
Spoken: Kami akan tentang!. Biar mati
anak, jangan mati mangkuk!!
E
G
A
Perkakasa! Perkakasa! Melindungkan mangkuk anda!
Perkakasa! Perkakasa! Jangan kamu cuba cabar!
Perkakasa! Perkakasa! Perabut rotan maha
kuasa!
Perkakasa! Perkakasa! Penyapu lidi untuk
semua!
Fade out to:
Ini mangkuk! Bukan Fagrik! Fagrik
itu mangkuk!
HIPPIE PEOPLE
Hippie people, cannot eat meat
Only soy products,
and artificial chicken
Hippie people,
want to save world
But are so high, they live in orbit
Hippie people, smell very bad
Kenot take shower, wasting water
Hippie people,
are very hairy
If they shave themselves, they are
very scary
Hippie people are Caucasian
You never see a brother, or an asian (except for you posers)
Vatican Day Care Center
Intro (Tubular Bells)
Et tu Brutus
Sic in omnibus
Ettu Bono Vox
Vommitus tuneus
Post Joshua tree
Est excrementus
U2 non maximus
commodo subsisto iam
Mommy and daddy work all day!
We get sent away to play
To Uncle Ben’s Day Care Center!
Hop, hop, hop! Skip, skip, skip!
Come and play with uncle
Benedict
At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!
Look at Mary, look at Bert!
Playing under Father Murphy’s skirt!
At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!
All the kids climb to get the hat
Brother Hans wets his underpants
At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!
Semper ubi sub ubi!
Demum, veniunt porci
At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!
nos gero haud
induviae
nos amo-oo lu-uu-do
At Uncle Ben’s Care Center!
I wanna be a Greenie
D G A
My car runs on love
My computer runs on acid
My fridge runs on… cow dung
My brain’s run away (I have vacuum in
my head!)
I wanna be
a greenie: I wanna use renewable energy
You wanna
be a greenie: You wanna use clean energy
So lets jump on the train and shout!
Hydrocarbons are bad!
Nuclear energy is bad!
I don’t really know why!
cos the guy in the hemp shirt said
they’re bad
And he’s on Discovery Channel, so he
must be right!
I wanna be
a greenie till fade
Lovers Lie In the Shade of Eyjafjallajökull
While I Pick Through My Unrealized Aspirations Lying of the Cusp of The New
Paradigm That is An Absence of Platonic Love
Some dumb ass post rock lyrics about
Iceland